Everything That Is Wrong With The U.S.

This might come as a surprise to some, but I've come to the conclusion that nothing is wrong with the United States. Nothing at all. Zilch. Nada.

Instead, I believe, the U.S. is doing perfectly fine. It is exactly where it ought to be, doing exactly what it ought to be doing. Considering the path it was put on about a century ago, that is.
Sure, the government wasted the perfect opportunity to capitalise on the immense goodwill the rest of the world had towards it after 911. Sure, the government is fighting two wars it can't win for no real strategic, economic or any other reason that I could fathom.

But so what? America can afford two wars. She could afford a third and probably even a forth one, as long as they are comparably small in scale. In fact, if the American people would finally get around to fully supporting their government then the government could focus it's attention on increasing American power overseas, rather than wasting time, resources, money and spin meisters on bribing voters and borrowing elections (elections aren't stolen, because after a limited period of time new ones are held, so cheating is borrowing; it's a bit like inflation).

So frankly, I am disappointed in the American public. After all, I picked the U.S. as the place to incorporate some companies, rent a mail box, and run my global (and highly mobile) empire out of a shoebox, and as such have a vested interest in American dominance of the globe. Well, and now we even own some bits of dirt state-side. I thought, I's set a good example and instead of buying a piece of the land of the free, I's buy some pieces with a foreign company and thus set them free.

No, but seriously, the United States was meant to be an Empire in spirit and substance very early on. Even before the West was conquered, the Dons driven back, the Frogs bought out, the Russkis paid off, the very moment the "federal grubmint" made something into law, the road was set for empire. While I firmly believe that the American people always had and still have the very best of intentions and a genuine desire to have everyone on the planet enjoy the American lifestyle, the United States has devoured everything its path until they reached the Pacific coast line, where they began building ships and proceeded to occupy Hawaii, Guam, The Philippines.

Countries willing to trade and to accept American 'protection' (in the form of uneducated advisors telling people how to run their countries properly), were, and still are, welcomed into the fold with open arms (and daggers in hands).

But again, hey, so what? The only real problem is that people seem to think that America is standing for something else. If the U.S. populace would finally get it in their mind that America is an empire bent on world domination, as most empires are, then things would become so much easier. I mean, American's abroad behave as if the owned the place, U.S. politicians still seem to believe into the American calling (long distance, at affordable rates), and the U.S. has the most powerful military apparatus the world has ever seen.

So my advise is simply, to come clean. Say it openly. Allow foreigners to fall in line and support America's quest. Hold some rallies, develop some real pride, send your kids to serve in the imperial armies for the glory of all things American.

Say: Heck yeah, we want to rule the world!

You'll be surprised how many people will accept the idea and respond with asking "how"?
Get it over and done with already, unite the world as a single US colony and put Germans in charge of administration, build a Disneyland on the moon, and use the immense brain power of the combined populace to achieve worthwhile goals, solve global problems, get everyone laid, and help humanity to move on.

Or just get out of other people's homes, shut up, and behave yourself.

Stand up or get lost.

Personally I think it's funny. America is the best entertainment God came up with since he created woman.

Think about it.